A late night walk into the woods

I come across a dimly burning fire

Surrounded by a naked fat man

Accompanied by an equally fat naked woman
Upon the alter laid a naked fat virgin

I could see why she would be in this state

If this is paganism no wonder its dying out

It looked like a German nudist beach in December

Stop I said you cannot kill a virgin its bad luck

We were not going to said the fat warlock and witch

Go home I said you’re getting wet and your fire is nearly out

That’s why we’re here said the witch life is such a bitch

They dressed and walked off a sad bedraggled coven

Back to their lives of accountancy and nursing