I think it’s time for a change of career

I’ve been too long in this happy, oh contraire drear

It’s having a detrimental effect on my working year

I have a yen to go back to the family trade

I expect from some colleagues there will be a tirade

Others will organise a parade

So I am of to follow in the ancestors footsteps

Pass me my cutlass my eye patch and my parrot

I’m of for an adventure or a long hang on a gibbet