Dainty was a murderer

His wife was not to know

He didn’t mean to kill her

But dealt a mighty blow

She’s buried in a shallow grave

No monument to see

He moved away, his skin to save

He got away Scot free

But we dug up the patio

To sink a post or two

As we know where he did go

His actions he will rue

Dainty was a murderer

His wife was not to know

He didn’t mean to kill her

But he dealt a mighty blow