I put my hagstones by the doors, I don’t have to worry any more

I know that the witches will not be creeping through my door

I’ll be safe and can sleep, knowing that no hags will be walking on my floor

I have locking bolts and security lights but you can’t beat a hagstone picked up on the sea shore

I go to bed at night with a string of garlic round my neck

In my bedside cabinet I keep a mallet and a wooden stake

Vampires don’t like crucifixes but that would be one superstition to far

Like not walking under ladders that’s just silly