I can have a life I can enjoy.

If it’s all my own way.

I don’t want an organised day.

No rules no chores virtually no pay.

I want my life on my terms.

I don’t need a bathroom.

Because I don’t understand germs.

I don’t need a diet.

Because I’m beautiful as I am.

I have a boyfriend and I use him when I want to.

If I don’t want to see him then I don’t have to.

I employ some staff but you know,

Good staff are hard to find.

They want me to be nice.

They want me to be clean.

They want me to go to work.

I only want things my way.

That’s why I rant and rave.

I will be a bully when I want to.

You really should have learnt like me.

What can’t be cured has to be endured.

And a learning disability can’t be cured.