We all need to go green everyone tells us it’s the only way to save the planet

Get rid of coal stop burning gas heat our homes with electricity

Don’t you dare burn wood you reckless hippy

Can’t afford the electricity put another jumper on

Want to go to work you can’t drive a petrol car, can I use diesel? wash out your mouth

You must use a battery-powered car even if it won’t get you home again

Put it on a non-existent charging point and catch a bus

Live in the countryside you will have to walk get fit save the planet

Buy a hybrid car that is less economical than diesel and looks like it should be in a circus

Buy a mild hybrid that allows the manufacturer to carry on making petrol cars what a con

A nonsense that allows manufacturers to circumnavigate the rules

And is less fuel-efficient than a petrol or diesel car, who made these rules?

We have not got enough electricity to power all our houses and our transport systems

The infrastructure cannot cope the national grid will need an enormous upgrade

Can’t afford a new electric vehicle buy a second hand one for about six grand

Great you may get sixty miles if you don’t use lights heater unplug the clock

We are being sold a crock of shit being lied to and pushed into a corner

Trying to save the world while China builds coal-fired power stations

America still builds cars with seven-litre V8 engines, I want one of those

My Audi will do fifty plus to the gallon I travel in comfort and safety, you save the planet  

When we have all been conned into going electric how will the government recoup the 80% fuel duty

Do you really think charging your car for a fiver will continue, oh so you still believe in Father Christmas?

Hydrogen power is easy to fill up doesn’t take hours produces water doesn’t use precious metals like batteries do

Why not